"Fighting for Virginia" joke

The guy walked into the bar (ouch) looking like he'd been run over by a truck. His hair was matted, his face bloody and scratched, his clothes torn. His friends bought him a beer, then asked, "What happened?"
The guy chugged the beer and said, "I was fighting for Joanne's virginity."
"No kidding?"
"Yeah. But that little tiger was determined to keep it."

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