"Father telling son about sex" joke

FATHER: son i think we need to talk about sex
SON: i know about it already!
FATHER: you do! so what is it then?
SON: where the pelican drops you off at the doorstep in a blanket
FATHER: no son thats wrong
SON: what is it then?
FATHER: well i will demonstrate!
FATHER: ill get yor mum! OH! STEPH OH! STEPH
SON: what are you doin daddy
FATHER: uh! uh! uh! fuckin hell uh! steph you have such a tight pussy!
SON: what does fuckin hell mean and what is a tight pussy!
FATHER: come over here and ill show you! steph prepare!
SON: now wot!
FATHER: put it in!
SON: what in!
FATHER: your penis!
SON: whats a penis?
FATHER:oh my god! i told you! or did i?
STEPH: how about we solve it with a 3some!
FATHER, SON, STEPH: uh! ooooh! uh! aaah!
THE END