"Fat" joke

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your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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