"Don't be Gay" joke
There were two gay men, and one of them died from AIDS. His last wish was to be creamated and have his ashes spread in the park where he and his lover met. So after he was creamated, his lover took the urn of ashes to the park, but he couldn't spread them. He couldn't bear to part with the ashes of his lover. Then he noticed a bum sleeping on the park bench, so he explained the situation to him and asked him if he would spread the ashes.
The bum said, "For a fifth of whiskey, not only will I spread his ashes, but I'll throw in a little sermon as well." So the gay man agreed and bought the whiskey. The bum took the ashes, spread them in the wind and said, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if he'd stuck to pussy, he'd still be with us."
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