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    Tolerance & Respect

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    Nearly 1,000 clerics and scholars of Islam met in Pakistan to draft a response to the Pope's accusation that Islam is a religion spread "by the sword."
    In their statement, the group comments that Islam is not spread by the sword alone, but it sure helps.

    Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
    1. Talk about huge breasts!
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. It's Cool Whip time!
    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    5. That's one terrific spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen

    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    "Talk about a huge breast!"
    "It's Cool Whip time!"
    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"
    "Just wait your turn. You'll get some!"
    "Don't play with your meat."
    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
    "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of more...

    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    "Talk about a huge breast!"
    "It's Cool Whip time!"
    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    "Are you going to come again next time?"
    "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
    "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
    "Don't play with your meat."
    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    "You'll know it's ready when it pops more...

    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    "Talk about a huge breast!"
    "It's Cool Whip time!"
    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    "Are you going to come again next time?"
    "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
    "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
    "Don't play with your meat."
    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    "You'll know it's ready when it pops more...

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