"Don't You Want To Go To Heaven?" joke

Storming into the frontier saloon, the fervid temperance evangelist boomed: "Repent, you vile sinners! Drinking that noxious fluid will send you all to hell. Join with me-all of you who want to go to heaven stand on this side."
All but one drunk staggered to his side. To the holdout, the evangelist shouted: "Don't you want to go to heaven?"

"No, I don't," replied the drunk.

"You mean to tell me that you don't want to go to heaven when you die?" asked the astonished evangelist.

"Oh," the drunk replied, "when I die. I thought you were making up a load right now."

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