"Dog is not allowed…" joke
Man with a German Shepherd dog goes into a bar and sits down at the counter. Bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here! ” Man says “But this is a Seeing Eye dog! ” Bartender says “Well, OK, then I guess it can stay. ” After a while, the man and the German Shepherd get up to leave. As they’re going out the door, another man with a Chihuahua is coming in. First man says “The bartender won’t like you bringing that dog in here, but just tell him you’re blind and it’s a Seeing Eye dog and then it’ll be OK. ” Second man looks dubiously at his tiny Chihuahua, thinks a few seconds, thanks the first man for the advice and goes on in. Bartender says “Hey! You can’t bring that Chihuahua in here! ” Man stares straight ahead and exclaims “What! They sold me a Chihuahua?! ”
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