"Dilli Police" joke
Being court-martialled for his odd behaviour in the defence services, Ujaagar landed in Delhi Police instead. A class was in progress and an officer was explaining the situation:
'Imagine you're on duty when two cars smash into each other. You are just about to go to their aid when you notice a lorry hurtling down the hill towards the blind corner where the accident has occurred. You hear a scream and see that the shock of the crash has sent a pregnant woman on the pavement into premature labour. Meanwhile, a fireball from one of the car's petrol tanks is heading towards a crowded dhaaba full of people. What do you do?'
Silence pervaded the class when suddenly Ujaagar opened up and spoke,' Kama ki hai, apni vardi utaaro aur bheed main shaamil ho jaao.' (What do we need to do? Just slip off our uniforms and merge with the crowd.)
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