"Did I Leave A Cigarette?" joke

It was matchday at the local ground. The groundsman was in the car park when a car drew up and a man looked out.' Excuse me,' he said.' Did I accidentally leave a cigarette alight and burn your pavilion to the ground the last time I was here?'

The groundsman recognised him.' Yes, you certainly did!'

'Oh good, we're at the right ground!'

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