"Dharmendra as Governor" joke

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WHY not make Dharmendra the Governor of Tamil Nadu in place of Chenna?

He would be definitely more acceptable to the barelegged heroine of Izzat movie in which both gave very good performance. Moreover now Dharmendra has experience too in handling the Tamilian superstars which Chenna lacked and failed.

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