"Date with blonde secretary" joke

For several months, the local romeo had been trying to nail the blonde secretary who lived on his floor, but she always told him that she prefers her vibrator to men. Then, one night he ran into her in the hall and, as usual, asked her if she wanted to party.
To his surprise, this time she agreed and before he knew it, they were going at it in her apartment. While he was humping her, he said, "So Baby, isn't this better than your vibrator?"
To which she replied, "No. Its exactly the same. Your batteries must be dead, too."

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