"Daddy Longlegs" joke

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked her father.
"They're mating," replied her father.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy," she asked.
"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.
"Then the other one is a mommy longlegs?" asked the little girl.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in OUR garden!" she exclaimed.

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