"Daal Bhaat For Beauty" joke
A RESIDENT of Tezpur (Assam) visited Chandigarh for the first time. She found it clean, green, pollution-free, but very dull. Wandering round its sparsely populated shopping centres, she chanced upon a mother and daughter shop-window gazing. The girl was pretty and evidently eager to enter beauty contests. Being Punjabi she could not resist eating chaat and ice-cream as they went along. It was a warm day, so she began clamouring for a cool drink.' Mummy, I want an ice-cold mango juice,' she wailed.
'No mango-shango for you,' reprimanded her mother,' you will become fat and that will be the end of your ambitions. Who will want to marry a motee kudee?'
The girl persisted, T am very thirsty. One mango juice will do me no harm.'
Her mother came out with the final argument.' You see that Bengalan Sushmita Sen! She only eats madih. ee and chaaval (fish and rice) and became a Miss Universe. You should follow her example.'
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