"Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-t..." joke

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly' get out of jail free' card.

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

- Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow
- Nan please, it's an inter-racial couple

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Nan

by andy

- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

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