"Christmas Question And Answer 1" joke
Q: What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
A: Ribbon Hood!
Q: Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?
A: Christmas tree does not have legs like we do!
Q: What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s crib?
A: Snow Mobile!
Q: Why did Ken keep his trumpet in the freezer?
A: Because he loves cool music!
Q: What king is the children's favourite at christmas time?
A: stocking!
Q: What's brown and sneaks round the kitchen?
A: Mince spies!
Q: What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?
A: mistleTOE!
Q: How does Jack Frost travel to work?
A: By Icicle!
Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel!
Q: What did the pack of Walkers say to the Skips?
A: Merry Crispmass!
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