"Changing Light Bulb" joke

How many cops does it take to change light bulb?

Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first.
Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along."

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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