"Caliing In Sick" joke

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is not comming in because she is not feeling well.
"Whats the matter?" he asked.
"I have anal glaucoma." she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
I cant see my asss comming to work today.

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