"CLEARANCE SALE" joke

Two fellows are running a store and decide to have a big blow-out clearance sale. Within 3 hours, everything is sold from the store.
The one fellow says to the other, "Well, what now? We've sold everything."
The other replies, "Don't worry, there's this really stupid guy who comes in here everyday. We'll have a few laughs on him."
Sure enough, about 15 minutes later, the stupid guy comes walking in, hands in pockets, looking around. "Tell me guys," asks the guys, "What have you guys got for sale today?"
One of the fellows says, "Well we're having a sale on assholes!"
The guy says, "Well, ya must be doing pretty good. Ya only got two left!"

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