"Brunettes and their moustaches" joke

Why do brunettes keep their hair color dark?

It matches their moustache!

These two fleas are sitting in Florida. One is shivering like crazy, saying "that has got to be the coldest ride I have ever had in my life!"
"How did you get here?" asks the other flea.
"I was in the moustache of some guy riding his motorcycle more...

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A man walks in a T-shirt shop. There are three T-shirts on display.
The 1st has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled, "Got milk."
The 2nd T-shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a
white mustache on it. Below this more...

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