"Blonde one-liners" joke
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook... she gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot... bigfoot has been spotted. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts... change. What does a blonde say if you blow in her (or his) ear... thanks for the refill. What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair... last years hide and go seek winner. What do you call a basement full of blondes... a whine cellar. What do you call a blonde at the bottom of the pool... an air bubble. What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel... an air bag. What do you call a blonde between two brunettes... a mental block. What do you call 20 blondes standing ear to ear... a wind tunnel. What do you call 15 blondes in a circle... a dope ring. What do you call a blonde in college... a visitor.
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