"Blonde one-liners" joke
How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer... there is "white-out" all over the screen. How can you tell if another blonde been using the computer. .. there's writing on the "white-out". Why do blondes wear ear muffs?... to avoid the draft. What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears... trying to hold on to a thought. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?... because it said "concentrate". Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet... she thought it was diet coke. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering... the noise gave her a headache. Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips... from trying to blow out lightbulbs. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar... she heard that the drinks were on the house. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs... they don't know the route. Why does blondes have elevator jobs... they like going up and down. Why do blondes work seven days a week... so you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
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