"Blonde joke" joke

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redbull35

How do you know how a blonde has been using a car?
theresa condom on the stick shift

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

I'll never forget my girlfriend's dying words to me:

"For god's sake, put the fucking knife down!"

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GrammarNazi:learn how to spell *there's a
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No name 89:Reatarted tellatuby
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B3ast 103:His hairline is lower then the equator
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NomNomSage:Your mom's so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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Adrian:Your line looks like the 60 freeway
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IKICKASS:HOLY SHIT thats funny
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redbull35:OMG ive been wondering what that condom on the stick shift was there for
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Anonym:hahahah!!!!!!!!
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