"Blonde joke" joke

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redbull35

How do you know how a blonde has been using a car?
theresa condom on the stick shift

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

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redbull35:OMG ive been wondering what that condom on the stick shift was there for
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Anonym:hahahah!!!!!!!!
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