"Belly Button" joke

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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called, Sosumi.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would more...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was more...

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