"Bathroom Confusion" joke

A man is sitting on a public toilet when the guy in the stall next to him says, “Hi, how are you? ”
“Um, fine, ” answers the man.
“What are you up to? ” asks the other guy.
“I’m traveling, ” the first guy says hesitantly.
“Mind if I stop over? ”
“What? Why the hell would you do that? ”
“Hey, I’ll call you back, ” says the other guy. “The dipshit in the next stall keeps talkin’ to me. ”

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