"Bachelor" joke

a man who has no children to speak of. a fellow who is crazy to get married- and knows it. a man who never makes the same mis­take once. one who's foot-loose and fiancee free. a fellow who can take women or leave them and prefers to do both. a man who thinks seriously about mar­riage. a rolling stone who gathers no boss, a man who never has a bride idea. a man who believes in wine, women and s'long. a callous cad who is cheating some good woman out of her alimony. a guy with a strong will looking for a girl with a weak won't. a fellow who prefers to ball without the chain.

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