"Attorney and Two Men" joke

by Tats

An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.

His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must eat grass. The driver told the Attorney. The attorney would not hear of it and said come to my house and I will feed you. The man stated, sir I have a wife and three children, and then the second man spoke up and said I have a wife and six children. The Attorney says it is ok bring them all, there is enough for everyone.

It takes about twenty minutes to get everyone into the car and they are on their way.Shortly after the two men are totally overtaken and are saying to the Attorney, sir I do not know how to thank you and we are not able to repay you, thank you for your kindness. The Attorney says to them do not worry about it, it is fine and plenty for everyone. You will love my house, the grass is about two feet high.

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Giavanna:I friggen love-a dis one...lol reminds mi of-a me when I was-a kid
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lilbitch2k02:WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE TWO MEN?!?!?! WHY NOT TWO WOMEN!?!?! I AM DISGUSTED IN THIS MISOGINY AND I AM CALLING THE COPS! GOOD DAY!
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eb:your hairline look like the deritos logo
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Its Me:Umm a dick is a penis and a pussy is a vagina. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT
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lolz:Miracle Grow FTW!!!
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Comedian D'Lo:OMG!! MY KNEES ARE WEAK!
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this one is not worthy show
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