"An engineer's 10 commandments of Life" joke

Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present... PROXY is a MUST
If thou can't convince them, confuse them.
Thou shalt start every sentence with a four lettered word.

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