Attendance Jokes

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    A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded "It's the least I could do, since I won't be at the performance."

    Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.1. Combatting Stupidity2. You Too Can Do Housework3. Resistance to Beer4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence13. You, The Weaker Sex14. Reasons To Give Flowers15. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb16. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please17. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat18. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without more...

    A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player.
    Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded "It's the least I could do, since I won't be at the performance."

    Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.

    1. Combatting Stupidity

    2. You Too Can Do Housework

    3. Resistance to Beer

    4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray

    5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)

    6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4: 00am

    7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don`t Wash My Silks")

    9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook

    10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong

    11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

    12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

    13. You, The Weaker Sex

    14. Reasons To Give Flowers

    15. Garbage - Getting It To The more...

    Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.

    1. Combatting Stupidity

    2. You Too Can Do Housework

    3. Resistance to Beer

    4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray

    5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)

    6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4: 00am

    7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")

    9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook

    10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong

    11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

    12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

    13. You, The Weaker Sex

    14. Reasons To Give more...

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