"An Elderly French Playboy" joke
An elderly French playboy entered the door of his favorite sporting house and asked the Madam if he might have an audience with Renee.
"Alas, monsieur," replied the Madam, "Renee is visiting her dear 1 Mother in Provence. Would you care to see Musette?"
The old gentleman smiled. "No, thank you, chere madame, I will return another day. When do you expect Renee to be back?"
"Saturday next," said the Madam. "Your devotion is to be admired. But can you not find diversion in the company of Clothilde? Or Gaby? Or the lively Yvette?"
To each suggestion, the old man shook his head. Curious, the Madam asked, "Renee is, of course, charming, but what does she possess that the other girls do not?"
"Patience, chere madame," he replied, "patience."
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