"According to a recent survey" joke

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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he more...

If Olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Q: Do you know why doctors slap babies on the butt after they are born?
A: It knocks the penises off of the dumb ones.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Mindy Matijasevic:hilarious!
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