"According to a recent survey" joke

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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!



Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, she was the cause for the tsunami.

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JT:Sure if you think pedophilia is funny. Morons
Mindy Matijasevic:hilarious!
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