"According to a recent survey" joke

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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

A Cucumber a Pickle and a penis are sitting around talking about how difficult each of their lives are. The cucumber says "I have it the toughest i get chopped up and put into salads." The pickle responds " well i get put into a jar for months filled with my own more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Mindy Matijasevic:hilarious!
Funny Joke? 48 vote(s). 77% are positive. 1 comment(s).