"According to a recent survey" joke

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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Nobody's a virgin...life screws us all.

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Mindy Matijasevic:hilarious!
Funny Joke? 45 vote(s). 76% are positive. 1 comment(s).