"According to a recent survey" joke

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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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Mindy Matijasevic:hilarious!
Funny Joke? 46 vote(s). 76% are positive. 1 comment(s).