"A violent quarrel" joke

ONCE a violent quarrel broke out between husband and wife. The wife picked up her belan (rolling pin) and advanced menacingly towards her husband.
"Don't break the belan, "pleaded the husband, "it costs money."
"It is my property and I'll do what I like with it," shrieked the wife.
The husband ran and hid under a charpoy. "Come out, you coward!" roared the wife, "You were so concerned about the belan which belongs to me."
"This house belongs to me," replied the husband, "I can hide wherever I like."

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