"A pipe burst in a doctor's house" joke
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called the plumber.
The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, repaired the pipe,
and handed the doctor a bill for six hundred dollars.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even
make that much as a doctor!"
"Yeah," the plumber replied philosophically, "neither did
I when I was a doctor."
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