"A bear, a lion and a chicken meet" joke

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
The Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering
with fear."
The Lion says:"If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afriad of me"
The Chicken says: "Big deal, I only have to cough and the entire planet
shits itself

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