"A Kangaroo" joke

A kangaroo hopped into one of the better midtown Manhattan bars and requested a Martini, dry. The bartender had never seen a kangaroo outside the zoo, but he complied with the request.
"How much?" asked the kangaroo.
"A dollar and a half," said the bartender.
As the marsupial downed the drink, the bartender remarked, "I've never seen a kangaroo in here before."
"No," said the kangaroo, "and at these prices, you're not likely to again."

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