"2 Little Aliens" joke
Two little aliens were flying through the desert in there spaceship one day when they came across an old abandoned gas station. The first little alien said the the second little alien maybe we should check it out...so the second little alien said ok! so the second little alien tells the first lil alien you stay here ill go check it out... well the little alien is walking around for a while and he doesnt see anything, so he walks up to the gas pump and he says take me to your leader... well the gas pump doesnt do anything so the little alien says again take me to your leader..well that gas pump still doesnt do anything, so the little alien takes out his ray gun takes a step back and says take me to your leader or ill blast you! the gas pump still doesnt do anything so the lil alien shot the gas tank with his ray beam and took off running when he got back in the space ship he said lets go lets go the first lil alien says well whats wrong, the second lil alien said i knew it i knew it i knew it any motherfucker that could wrap his dick around hisself two times then stick it in his ear is a bad motherfucker!
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