Wynona Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Wynona!
Wynona who?
Wynona short race!

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Tattoos are banned. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. Whale hunting is strictly prohibitted throughout the entire state of Oklahoma.In Tulsa, Oklahoma the limit on kisses is three minutes (by law).Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
One may not promote a "horse tripping event". No one may spit on a sidewalk. Ada: If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. Hawthahorne: It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. Oklahoma City: No more...

Why didn't Wynona Ryder take the stand, during her trial?
Because, it was bolted to the floor!