Weightless Jokes

If you spread jelly along a cat's back & drop it onto an expensive carpet, it must land on it's feet and on it's back at the same time to satisfy the currently held theories.
Murphy's Paradox of Weightless Jellied Cats therefore states that the cat must become weightless, rise toward your face, and claw the living daylights out of you.

Santa was standing at the Ludhiana railway station with his wife, Jeeeto, and son. His son wanted to check his weight and he took a coin from Santa and stood on the machine. Unfortunately, he could not reach the slot meant for inserting the coin. Suddenly our Santa got a brilliant idea.
He lifted lifted his son and helped him insert the coin.
All the three were wondering what made the kid weightless even on EARTH!!