"Murphys paradox of weightless jellied cats" joke

If you spread jelly along a cat's back & drop it onto an expensive carpet, it must land on it's feet and on it's back at the same time to satisfy the currently held theories.
Murphy's Paradox of Weightless Jellied Cats therefore states that the cat must become weightless, rise toward your face, and claw the living daylights out of you.

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