Torte Jokes

Dining at Pattie's Pie Parlor, Mr. DeMille called Pattie over.
"Listen," he said, "this peach torte is terrible." "But sir," Pattie answered back, "it's our specialty! We've been serving this torte for years.|| "In that case," Mr. DeMille replied, "let n have something you cooked more recently."