Tailpipe Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
    Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
    The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
    He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
    and all the dents would pop out.
    So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened.
    She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
    The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
    Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
    ..."HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows."

    A blonde was driving home one night and got caught in the middle of a real bad hail storm. With hailstones as big as golf balls, her car got dented up pretty badly.
    The next day, she took it to a body shop. The owner, noticing that she was blonde, decided to have some fun and told her she could save some money if, when she got home she would blow real hard in the tailpipe, and the dents would pop out.
    When she got home, she started blowing into the tailpipe and her blonde girlfriend saw her. Her friend was startled and asked, “What are you doing? ” So the first girl told her friend what the body shop guy had told her to do.
    Her girlfriend says, “You dumb blonde! You need to roll up the windows first. ”

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