Suri Jokes

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    People Magazine turned down Tom Cruise's offer to sell pictures of his infant daughter Suri. Explained an editor, "We'd pay 5 million for pictures of Suri's conception, but Tom Cruise isn't in them."

    For each Google search, choose the correct number of returned search results.*
    1. "Suri Cruise" & "Looks Asian"
    a). 14,700
    b). 79
    c). 470
    2. "Suri Cruise" & "Slanty Eyes"
    a). 0
    b). 3
    c). 15
    3. "Mel Gibson was right"
    a). 32
    b). 1,220
    c). 511
    4. "John Mark Karr" & "Boyishly Sexy"
    a). 0
    b). 14
    c). 19,000
    5. "Jessica Simpson" & "John Mayer"
    a). 4,470,000
    b). 1,410,000
    c). 9,650,000
    6. "Jessica Simpson" & "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"
    a). 19,100
    b). 292,000
    c). 909
    7. "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" & "Repressed Homosexual"
    a). 43
    b). 504
    c). 838
    *search results as of September 14, 2006, 2:35 PM EDT
    Answers: 1)c 2)c 3)b 4)a 5)b 6)a 7)a

    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have named their daughter Suri. According to Tom, Suri means "red rose" in Farsi and "princess" in Hebrew. In English, it means "I apologize."

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