Succoth Jokes

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    One Succoth, as two African Americans are standing on Brooklyn Bridge, Moishe walks past carrying a Luluv and Estrog.
    "Hey man, Jew, where you goin` with that palm tree and that lemon?" they ask.
    "I`m going to shul." Moishe replied.
    "What`s ‘shul’?" they ask.
    "Well, come with me and I`ll show you." Moishe said.
    So one goes with Moishe to synagogue and later returns to his friend after services.
    "Dem Jews is crazy," he says. "First dey says `oh no,` den dey says `Ah don` know` and den dey says `How sh`Ah know?`"

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