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A quick SQL joke

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says' Can I join you?'

Atlas: Th alamo was a spanish mission(old church) attacked by the mexicans and was defended by texas for 13 days

Lu: like what the fuck

HKS: It's funny

zandy: Why did the Swede bring an extra pair of socks on vacation? In case he got a Dane in one! Source: https://jokeknock.com/scandinavian-jokes/

Yo mama: Please FOH, terrible