"A quick SQL joke" joke
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says' Can I join you?'
1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
2. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. I love deadlines. I more...
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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!
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