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Carpe Diem Seize the Day
Carpet Diem Seize the Carpet
Car Payment Diem Seize the Checkbook
Carpe Diarrheam Seize the Toilet Paper
Carpe Duh Seize the Idiot
Carp Diem Fish of the Day
Crampy Diem Seize the Midol
Carpe Diet Seize the Rice Cakes
Carpe Dig'Em Seize the Sugar Smacks
Carpal Diem Seize the Knuckles
Carnal Diem Seize the Smut
Carpe Diplomam Seize the Sheepskin

Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.