"Carpe Diem" joke

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Carpe Diem Seize the Day
Carpet Diem Seize the Carpet
Car Payment Diem Seize the Checkbook
Carpe Diarrheam Seize the Toilet Paper
Carpe Duh Seize the Idiot
Carp Diem Fish of the Day
Crampy Diem Seize the Midol
Carpe Diet Seize the Rice Cakes
Carpe Dig'Em Seize the Sugar Smacks
Carpal Diem Seize the Knuckles
Carnal Diem Seize the Smut
Carpe Diplomam Seize the Sheepskin

There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers.
One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill.
He told the uncle to ask him an addition question.
So the uncle asked, "What is three plus more...

There are 3 kinds of rings to a marriage:
1st - engagement ring
2nd - the wedding ring
3rd - the ring of suffering

There was a magical mirror tht showed the prettiest and ugliest people in the world. The mirror said that, May Honzirop was the prettiest and the ugliest was Shakira Hobo. May was going to go in front of millions of people to get a Guinness world record.
The mirror said, the more...

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