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    Un homme a dit au ringmaster qu'il etait interesse a joindre le cirque comme lion plus docile. Le ringmaster a demande s'il avait n'importe quelle experience que l'homme a dit, "pourquoi, oui. Mon pere etait un des tamers de lion les plus celebres dans le monde, et il m'a enseigne que tout qu'il a su." "vraiment?" a dit le ringmaster. "il vous a enseigne comment faire un lion sautent par un cercle flamboyant?" "oui il, " l'homme repondu. "et il vous a enseigne comment faire former six lions une pyramide?" "oui il, " l'homme repondu. "et ayez-vous jamais coince votre tete dans la bouche d'un lion?" "juste une fois," l'homme a repondu. Le ringmaster a demande, "pourquoi seulement une fois?" L'homme a dit, "je recherchais mon pere."

    A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience.
    The man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew."
    "Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he teach you how to make a lion jump through a flaming hoop?"
    "Yes he did," the man replied.
    "And did he teach you how to have six lions form a pyramid?"
    "Yes he did," the man replied.
    "And have you ever stuck your head in a lion's mouth?"
    "Just once," the man replied.
    The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?"
    The man said, "I was looking for my father."

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