Rho Jokes

Q) Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity?
A) They named it Rho Beta Rho.
Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch "GANDHI"?
A) They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.
What is a Gujju picnic koled? - A snake in the grass
Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If he was going to become impotent, he wanted to look impotent.
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? - Because he said' Sue kare chhe.'
Maro dikro Dubai gayo? - My son drowned.