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Plaxico Burress attended an event for a New York charity. The charity was the Giants new offense.

New York Giant's Plaxico Burress warns about the dangers ofwreckless gun use. Starring Derek Brantley. Written by The Landline.

The NFL Players' Association is somehow challenging the four-game suspension the Giants handed to Plaxico Burress. The Players' Association is expected to win, mainly because they're armed.

Plaxico Burress has said he'd like to catch on with an NFL team after serving his two-year prison sentence. And if that's not possible, Burress is also open to playing for the Lions. While in prison, Burress plans to stay in football shape, which will be easy with all the football players in prison with him.

Santonio Holmes allegedly assaulted a woman in a nightclub. In the spirit of Plaxico Burress, he really shot himself in the foot.