Pigmy Jokes

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    Discovering evidence that there was an actual dinosaur alive and living in the rainforest of South America, a scientist succeeded in getting a grant to launch an expedition party.
    Several weeks into their journey, the expedition party stumbled upon a three foot tall pigmy standing near a very large dead dinosaur.
    The scientist approached the pigmy and exclaimed, "Goodness! Did you kill this dinosaur?"
    "Sure did," the pigmy replied.
    "But, it's so enormous and you are so small!" said the scientist.
    "Yep," the pigmy said.
    "But, how? How on earth did you kill it?" asked the puzzled scientist.
    "With my club," explained the pigmy.
    "How big is this club of yours?" the scientist inquired.
    "Oh, there's about 100 of us!" replied the pigmy.

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